Am I really stupid, or is this normal?

Long story short:

This morning, I stopped to get gas on the way to work.
I pulled the nozzle out of the tank without letting the latch go. (Why?)
It stuck.
I bathed in gasoline.
I screamed.
A lot.
I stunk.

I drove back home, stripped in the laundry room -from my headband to my cute red flats- and started the morning all over again.
Once I got home from work, I went to wash the clothes again (I could still smell gasoline from the front door; I'm telling you, it was bad.) Annnd... this is what I found:



Remind me why I thought suede and leather (and, come to find out, cardboard) shoes would bode well in that kind of environment? Ugh. I'm stupid.

Until Next Time,
The Guff