You know. At the wrong van.
It truly wasn't until I saw the mirror in front of the baby seat in this van and thought, "huh. that is not. my baby mirror."
Keep moving, Jacob. That is not our van.
I mean, how many black Honda Odysseys can there be in the Kohl's parking lot?
Well, three, actually.
See also: someone subpoena the surveillance videos. I was losing. my mind.
You know when we finally found the right van, the doors were open.
Did you think they would be closed? You're obnoxious.
I don't know what kind of dirty dishes we are eating off of in my house.
I'm not asking. Just eating.
The dishwasher was full, I ran it. I unloaded it.
It wasn't until after the fact that I noticed that Jacob had pressed the 'rinse only' button.
The dishwasher is justtherightsize for button pushing.
Oops.
It's fall break around here. Initially I planned to head up to Princeton to visit my sister.
You know, a
But then, I realized that she had started a new blog and didn't tell me about it.
So, I booked our week with dentist appointments and dance class and playdates, so I could avoid her. Just keepin' it real.
I had to find out she got a new blog address from our grandmother.
our. grandmother.
love you, mim. thanks for the head's up.
this life.
therefore, I didn't go to princeton.
tomorrow we go to garth brooks.
I CAN'T WAIT to tell you all about it.
until next time,
the guff
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