SFW? So What

So What If...

- I got called 'sir' in the chick-fil-a drive through. It wasn't my finest hair day.
- My glasses aren't sunglasses. I forget. I stare. People get offended. Then I remember.
- I handed all of my Publix coupons to the guy at Kroger. He looked at me like I had dimensia.
- I was at the park with the kids the other day; I watched a homeless guy roll out his mat and take a nap in the shade of a beautiful tree behind the gorgeous sunlight, with the touch of a breeze... and I thought, "I wish I was homeless."
- I had to google the words to "the wheels on the bus" after Chamblee asked me to sing it to her. Aren't I supposed to know things like that?
- I got the new iphone and Siri is rocking my world. i know, i know. I'm probably 11 updates behind, but I feel like I have a personal assistant. and that makes me feel a little better. "Add --- to my calendar." "Remind me to --- at 3:00" "When will I sleep again?" - to which she answers, " I don't know." Ugh. Come on Siri. Pencil it in. Make it happen. 
- It took me an hour to meal plan and make a grocery list. ONE HOUR. I could have been sleeping.
- Jake has one tooth, and only one, dead center of his bottom gummies.
- I put a cartoon on so I could write this.
- When we watch Ellen, Chamblee says, "He's dancing!" No, Cham, she's a girl. "No, he's a boy!" Oh, alright.
- I don't know any internet lingo. Can someone please tell me what FTW and SMH stand for?
- I just pulled this out of my fridge. No, that's not a neat Pinterest project. It's beans. Old. Beans.

Speaking of internet lingo... I've found some things recently that I love. And they are totally
SFW (safe for wallet)

Honeypot Luminary

buy here

The. Best. 

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For babies? Maybe. For me? Definitely.

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Um. Salted Caramel Mocha. 

Venti. 

Also comes in a frapp. 

buy here

TRENDStarter Shampoo & Conditioner

Any Biolage Matrix fans out there? 

Yeah, it was my favorite. 

I found this off-brand that said 'compare to Biolage Matrix' and was intrigued. 

This is the jam. It's just as wonderful on my hair and literally half the $$$.

buy here

There you go. Random blog made up of my drafts. 

Oh, wait: 

the kiddos this morning. 

Until Next Time, 

The Guff