Show Off

So What 

...if I polished off a pack of graham crackers & cocoa almond spread today. And promptly ordered a belly bandit afterwards.
...if I have more frozen breast milk in my freezer already than I ever produced for Cham, I think. I'm not running out this time, no sir. 
...if I look forward to middle of the night feedings = more time to myself to read The Hunger Games series.
...if I didn't know heat brought your milk in. I slept with a heating pad on my chest and woke up in TEARS. And I couldn't sit up. Woops.
...if Jake looked so much like Chamblee on the day he was born I'm afraid I won't be able to tell their pictures apart down the road.
...if I called my doctor for pain meds and likely sounded like an addict. Apparently they don't give you any unless you rip yourself in half.
...if Ellen makes me pee my pants, pretty much, every day.
...if my favorite vegetable right now are brussel sprouts. How did they get such a bad rap?
...if I need the monitor from Cham's room on my side to fall asleep. Ahhh the sound of rain.
...if Bailey is no longer my favorite baby boy. I told him it was coming.

So what if I just wanna show my kids off:

Until Next Time, 

The Guff